"maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better"

"maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better"

"maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better"

"maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better"

literally me all the time

(Source: ptysis, via fatbutfire)

sabrinalaughs:

You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing

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exactly

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